#5: I’m Not a Phone Store
I really love it when I’m asked for a favor and then told my execution of said favor isn’t good enough. Especially when it comes from my mother. This one asked for an old phone until the new phone arrived, and when an old phone was offered, declared it too old.

Not only that, it suddenly became necessary that this old phone become an iPhone of the specific model. We can’t blame this Mom’s dissatisfied offspring for resorting to all caps in his final reply, clearly reaching a level of rage reserved for annoyances of the Motherly variety.