Pocket Potential
Pockets are popular. Girls are quick to tell you their dress has pockets if you compliment them on it, and RIPNDIP made them cool on t-shirts again by hiding a lewd surprise inside. This shirt decided one pocket wasn’t enough, so there’s eight of them just in case you wanted to carry a grocery store’s worth of snacks with you.
We can hear the pickpockets breathing heavily now. There are just so many pockets begging to have their contents slyly slipped away from their owner, but the placement makes it nearly impossible to pull off without getting caught. Although the shirt looks ridiculous, it might keep your stuff safer than your pants.