The Donut Guy
This guy tried to do the kind thing by supplying their co-workers with donuts. This guy is a hero in every sense of the world. There aren’t very many guys who would willingly spend their own money just to put smiles on their co-workers’ face, even on their brithdays. We know our co-workers and we hate them with an undying passion.
Unfortunately, he forgot how to do math. He brought just enough donuts for his colleagues but none for himself. We imagine this guy smiling sadly at internally shouting at himself while he watched his co-workers munch happily on the free donuts. Happy birthday!