Hello, fellow youngsters
If we had a professor who talked like this, they’d instantly become our favorite teacher. There’s nothing more entertaining than listening to figures of power using (or attempting to use) slang. It really shows that they’re trying to relate to the younger folk, even though they’re failing miserably.
“Cats and kittens.” This has got to be one of the funniest ways to refer to your students! The teacher could’ve ended the lecture with a simple “Goodbye” or “See you tomorrow.” If you hate it there, we’d gladly swap places with you. We could listen to old teachers trying to sound hip all day long.