Don’t get too comfortable while video conferencing
Yes, it’s true. Teachers fart. Also, did you know that teachers don’t actually live at school? It sounds crazy, but teachers actually live in homes or apartments. Also, teachers can have husbands or wives! They can even have kids who are much older than you are! It’s almost as if teachers were humans.
Still, audible bodily functions like chewing and farting are not things you want to share with students. Here’s a tip for everyone: buy a whoopie cushion and leave it next to your computer. If you do rip a wet one, you can always blame it on someone playing a prank on you. Just show them the whoopie cushion and act normally.