The Six-Million-Dollar Quarterback
How do you construct the worst quarterback of all time? Just take a look at the picture below: they’ve stitched together the worst parts of several notable quarterbacks in modern history, creating an atrocity that we’re pretty sure belongs in a hospital and not on the field. Still, if he were to play for the NY Jets, he might actually do them some good. Burn.
But how can we make this Frankenstein’s Quarterback much worse? Why not give him Johnny Manziel’s pointed nose, Matt Ryan’s clutch moments performances, James Garoppolo’s tissue paper ankles, and Patrick Mahomes’ terrible acting. Yep, that’s a recipe for disaster.