Smooth and Silky
Here’s another detail that would have never caught our attention when we were kids but now that we’re adults it’s all we can see. If Tarzan was raised by the apes of the jungle, how is it that he’s shaved and smooth all over? Is there some sort of animal salon in the jungle that we know nothing about?
He needs to drop that skincare routine asap because we’re a little jealous here. While we’re at it, can someone also let us know which shampoo and conditioner he uses? Just look at the way his locks shine and stay perfect at all times. Again, just a wee bit jealous…