That’s Not How It Works
Kids have wild imaginations that run wild and free in ignorant bliss, and sometimes it’s downright adorable. They don’t discriminate against people who don’t look like them, but they’re aware of differences, which might lead them to overthink themselves into hilarious conclusions like this u/smacmasterful did when she imagined married life with her childhood crush.
When you’re planning out the rest of your life with your love, you imagine everything you’ll have together, from the house to the car, and of course, the kids. It’s hard enough to admit to your crush that you’ve already moved in with them in your head, but telling them you expect your future children to look like cows is out of the question.