#2: Oh, The Irony
If you were a teen in the 90s or early 2000s, you know that the mall was the cool place to hang out. Depending on where you lived, it was also the go-to place to get all your edgy, super cool clothes. This person bought the edgiest t-shirt they could find at the mall back in the day and was proudly wearing it around.
Unfortunately, security at the mall noticed the shirt and deemed it “inappropriate.” As a result, they were kicked out and banned from the mall! Our storyteller doesn’t reveal what was on the shirt, but it must have been pretty cutting-edge. The huge irony is that they bought this edgy t-shirt at the very same mall that kicked them out. Make it make sense!