I’ll Have Desert for Two
The fact that future dads get to drink for two while future moms have to go teetotal because they’re growing a baby inside their bodies, obviously sucks for the pregnant women. But you know what? Eating for two more than makes up for that. I know you’re not really supposed to eat for two, and you’re supposed to eat healthy and all that, but as any woman who has ever been pregnant will tell you, you usually DO eat for two.
When you’re knocked up, you easily wolf down an entire tray of pepperoni pizza in the middle of the night and finish off with a tub of cookies & cream ice cream. And you don’t feel bad about it – because you know you’re entitled to. So, who said it’s no fun being pregnant?