We’re not sure what to say. This kid took a comedic approach to answer the questions, but we’re still stuck trying to understand the first one. Not every person enters an adulterous relationship, and suggesting that all boys do this is just mean. Oh, you meant adulthood. Carry on.
And just so you know, Mariah Carey comes in second place in the vocal-frequency competition. First place belongs to none other than the Brazilian singer Georgia Brown. Get your facts straight! As for the answer to the third question, this kid is right. All 56 signatures can be found at the bottom of the page.