There Was An Attempt To Clean The Baby
Getting your grub on while you have a baby strapped to your chest is no easy feat. They’re heavy, and unless they’ve conked out for nap time, they’re craning their head around to get a good view of the outdoor excitement while waving their arms and legs around like overcaffeinated snakes.
What do you do when you drop a glob of ketchup on your baby’s face? Rip off a piece of greasy hamburger napkin and wipe it away, or get in touch with your inner animal and give your infant a tongue bath? I probably would have asked the person taking a picture to find me a new napkin.