How in the Heck?
We can’t imagine how this possibly happened. Have fish grown wings all of a sudden? This person went outside to find a dead fish hanging out on his roof. How in the heck did it get there? Maybe a seagull got hold of it and dropped it, or some cruel kids were playing a gross prank.
Either way, this is an incredibly unsettling situation to deal with. Dead fish are slimy and stinky, and now the owner of the house is responsible for discarding it, unless they are okay with it sitting up there, continuing to rot, and possibly stink up the whole block. Good luck, buddy!