Too hot to handle
I am slowly beginning to lose all hope in the masculine half of the human race. Sure, they can open a pickle jar, should we ever need pickles, but how did they ever manage to dress themselves before they got married in a way that made them halfway presentable?
More to the point, how did they manage to keep themselves alive? This genius decided that drying the clothes on the line was going to take too long, and he wanted to wear his shirt NOW! So the only possible way he could tin to dry it was to put it in the microwave. I’m not even sure how he didn’t start a fire. But sure, the shirt’s fine now.