Boredom
Men and women have very different attitudes when it comes to shopping, I’ve found. The male of the species prefer to know exactly what they want (having visited about 300 review websites), get in, get it, and get out. In general, it’s nothing but business for men.
Women, however, prefer to browse, in case they find a better deal or something that catches their eye for Auntie Sylvia’s birthday next month. Husbands often lose patience with this and will act out in unpredictable ways. One such way is spelling out design letters to express their inner feelings. Men have feelings, too, you know, but we express them in much different ways.