Banana and orange peeler
For most of us, two objects hidden inside of a kitchen drawer for ages is normal. In fact, if there are only two mysterious objects in there, you’ve done a good job organizing your kitchen layout. Anyway, when the OP found two plastic things that looked more like toys than kitchen utensils, they immediately consulted with the elders at r/WhatIsThisThing.
After a bit of debate, the community learned that these things are fruit peelers, or more specifically, banana and orange peelers. The green one with huge monkey ears peels bananas, while the blue snowman-like tool can remove an orange’s peel. We suggest just using your hands and wiping the residue on your jeans.