Ignore Previous Cookie
Contrary to popular belief, fortune cookies are not some ancient Chinese dessert that holds the answers to all of life’s mysteries. That said, it’s still pretty fun cracking one open and seeing what sort of meaningless message the cookie has for us. For this restaurant guest, apparently, his first cookie doomed him to a life of endless stepping on Lego blocks.

But luck was on his side. After spending a couple of seconds of dreading his luck-free future, his second fortune cookie’s message told him to disregard the previous message. The restaurant