Don’t Reproduce
There are plenty of reasons why you might wish for someone never to have kits. First, they have questionable intelligence. Second, they make all of the wrong decisions consistently. Third, they’re bad drivers. The owner of this red car might just be all three. If that’s the case, scientists should experiment on this fellow.
Instead of leaving a hate-filled message (that the driver more than deserves), someone actually helped them out by providing them with a free condom. There’s even a smiley face on the note! We’re more than confident that this person doesn’t even need the condom, seeing as how nobody would intentionally hook up with such a bad driver.