Reasons my wife is crying
My father in law has a small notebook in which he writes all the mixed metaphors or ridiculously silly things that my mother in law says (and there are many). We all chuckle away as a family over the next entry in the book, and I often wonder how it would go down on Twitter.
This guy has a similar system, but for all the reasons that his wife is crying. I’m hoping that she doesn’t mind that he’s mocking her, and it does seem as if she will actually cry over anything. My favorite? Her finding out swans can be gay and thinking it was cute. That’s Twitter gold, right there.