That Must Have Been Jarring
There’s a famous coffee jingle. How does it go again? “The best part of waking up is gravy in your cup!” No, that’s not it. This Redditor got more than they bargained for when they walked into their kitchen, still bleary-eyed from the night before and grabbed the first brown square jar they saw.

I imagine swigging a cup of hot water and onion gravy would be a lot like onion soup, but when you’re expecting the bitter rush of caffeine to wake you up and you get a mouth full of savory potato toppings instead, it can make for a rough start to the day.