A Holiday Affair
If you listen carefully to the lyrics of the holiday favorite “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,” you’ll realize it’s about a kid who stayed up past his bedtime and crept downstairs to watch his parents have a Christmas cosplay makeout session, mistaking what he saw for his mother having an affair with Santa Claus.
This Redditor understood the song’s gist, making them think everyone’s dad must be Santa. Technically, there are a lot of dads out there playing the big man up north, and a lot of moms too, yet Santa is supposed to be one guy all year round rather than an annual disguise our parents pull. Are we going to give u/Mitochondri-yuh a free pass for this one?