Decreasing Count
According to a recent study, the sperm count of men has been steadily declining by 1% every year since 1973. That’s right, 58% down the drain! Now, I don’t know about you, but that’s a pretty scary statistic. Could we be looking at a future where baby-making is only possible through IVF?

Are we doomed to a world where men are firing blanks left and right? It’s a spermageddon, I tell ya! But fear not, my friends. There’s still time to turn things around. Maybe we just need to start eating more spinach and doing more squats. Either way, scientists believe we can still turn this around, so that’s great news for the future of America!