There Are Many Body Shapes, But This Isn’t One Of Them
Bodies come in more shapes and sizes than we can possibly imagine; however, we usually compare them to fruit like apples and pears instead of cereal boxes. Sure, there are beautifully long, lean bodies out there, but no one wants their lover running their fingers across their body while thinking about Captain Crunch.
Luckily for u/holdingontomarily, her boyfriend wasn’t distracted by lusty breakfast thoughts. He was just being super awkward in trying to compliment her body shape. We’ll give him a break since seeing anyone naked for the first time can steal the blood from your brain and make you say strange things.