Santa Is Kind Of A Creeper
“Santa Claus is Coming to Town” is supposed to be a Christmas carol the gets us hyped for the annual visit from the big man up north, but if you listen carefully, it reads more like a threat. The man is watching you 24/7, you can’t cry about anything, and your name is added to a list of bad people if you slip up.
This Ugly Christmas Sweater is here to keep you in line and on the “nice” list so you can have presents to open on the 25th. That time you farted in the elevator and looked around at everyone else like they did it? They didn’t know it was you, but Santa does.