When The S@tty Friend Has To Be Modest
The first day at work we had a Christmas Party with Ugly sweaters and this girl was wearing a version of Santa showing his g-string tankini and at the time I didn’t understand why she wore that. I just thought that maybe she just grabbed the first sweater she saw at Target and ran to the party without realizing what she picked.
Later I realized that she calculated every move. She loves to wear g-strings and many times other co-workers let her know in private that when she bends her back end shows her g-string. So to make fun of herself she rocked this sweater at the Christmas Ugly Sweater Party and all her co-workers had a good laugh. I got into the joke just a few weeks after but it’s ok. I was new at the time.