Ho Malone Is the Best Malone
Have you guys ever heard of Post Malone? He’s the older brother of Pre Malone, though they aren’t related to Ho Malone at all. Just so we’re on the same page, Ho Malone is a play on words. It’s referencing Home Alone, the movie starring the once-cute child actress Macaulay Culkin.
If Post Malone were to start in action movies, do you know what his Hollywood name be? Post Stallone. Did you know that he has a hard time finding dates? That’s right, he’ll be forever Malone. If he were to ever have his own late-night talk show, they’d probably call it The Tonight Show with Jimmy Malone. Yeah, that was bad.