A Bit Too Much Excitement
Newlywed couples should learn to take things easy. Not just planning the honeymoon but also, you know, the sort of things you do in the bedroom. At least, you should probably keep your bedroom shenanigans confined to your bedroom, or you might end up like the couple here.
The bride and groom were having “relations” on their balcony before falling off and injuring themselves pretty badly. The OP only learned about what happened when one of the hotel staff informed them of the situation. Um, maybe it’d be better not to divulge personal information about your guests to random passersby.