“Is There a Grace Period After Marriage?”
This guy was utterly confused after having done the deed with his new wife and developing an angry red bump on his toe. Not knowing how to ask his wife whether she had been tested, he asked the most ridiculous, not-so-slick question, “Did we get your blood work done before the wedding?”
She knew right away what he was insinuating, but in the end, they found out that there was nothing wrong with them. Well, there was something wrong with him. He had the chickenpox. The wife jokingly asked her new MIL whether her husband came with a warranty. Sorry, honey, but he’s yours forever.