What a Start
Remember that couple from earlier where the new bride found out she was allergic to latex on her wedding night? Well, this story isn’t as bad as that one, but it’s still pretty bad, at least from the groom’s perspective. The bride’s body decided on their honeymoon that it was time to expel her unused egg along with several teaspoons of blood.
But her body was done trolling her just yet. Out of nowhere, it decided that during the honeymoon would be the perfect time to have a UTI, which meant that what the newlywed couple was hoping to do would be completely out of the question for several weeks.