Funny Tweets That Provide an Inside Look Into the Lives of Millennial Parents

While I don’t own any cardigans, I have a few fancy ponchos that make me feel the same way. Sadly, there’s no beachfront porch for me to really get into the role, but I can pretend and lament for a good five minutes before someone in my family asks what the heck I’m doing.

I can’t tell them the truth, so I always cover it up with an “Oh! I’m looking for my glasses! Have you seen my glasses? They’re on my head? Ah, that explains a lot.” They’re always too distracted by my forgetfulness to press the issue and point out that I wasn’t looking for anything at all.