Funny Tweets That Provide an Inside Look Into the Lives of Millennial Parents

I feel this in my soul. Okay, I go hiking, but that’s more for the pleasure than any sense of bettering myself for future years. Just like the laundry, why would I spend hours honing my body into the media’s acceptable representation when it’ll be a moot point anyway?

I trade off by not snacking. It all balances out in the end. Let me be soft and curvy. I’m living my best life with tons of energy, fantastic food, and fun walks through the woods. I did try jogging for a while, and whoever invented that should be fired. That’s all I will say about my experience.