To be honest, we’re not sure we understand this sign. Someone put up a sign at this office that reads, “polar bear is in the area! use extreme caution when headed outside! go with a coworker.” Where is this office located? Alaska, maybe? Why is there a polar bear roaming free outside the office? It definitely sounds alarming, and the multiple exclamation marks don’t help with the panic levels.
Anyway, a funny coworker added an important addition to the sign; they added the word “slower” before coworker. Their suggestion is you head outside accompanied not by any coworker, but a slower coworker. That way, if you do happen to run into the polar bear, you can make a run for it, and the odds would be in your favor.