It Was You the Entire Time!
This guy thought he was being slick by sending a “Hello” to his ex-girlfriend with a 😍 emoji. Guess what? He wasn’t. She wasn’t going fall for his attempts to slyly try to hook back up. The two of them had broken up a while ago, and it was time to get on with their lives separately.
But this lady couldn’t just tell him to buzz off. She had to do something that would remind him every day that he wasn’t worth the trouble of responding to or listening to ever again. In a sense, this guy blocked himself on social media.