Imagine It’s A Waterfall
It’s two in the morning, and you’re awakened by the sound of a heavy stream. You check your nightstand to see if you left your white noise machine on the waterfall setting for too long before you hear a flush and realize the commotion you heard was your wife using the toilet.
It’s time to sit back in biology class and look at why seemingly dainty women pee so monstrously loud. For one, we’ve got more going on down there with extra skin folds diverting our stream. We also have shorter urethras than men, which causes anything coming out to exit faster.