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If Plants Could Tell Dad Jokes; They Would Start With

January 20, 2012 by Jade Parker

If dad jokes are right up your alley; you have reached your destination. This is the place where anything plant and dad joke-related unites over a bonfire and produces nothing –  but magic. For all the dad joke fanatics out there, we’ve got some gems on here you have yet to discover. Plants are the lush greenery that keep us alive through oxygen production but who knew they would also be a source of comedic relief? There is so much to learn about plants including how they make great subjects as the butt of a joke. We couldn’t be prouder to be a resource for plantastic humor! A little pun or irony here and there is always good to lighten things up. So join us on this remarkable dad joke journey. Unfortunately, one of the trees couldn’t join us because they had to take a nap – For rest.

The Boomers

If there is one thing about both plants and humans – they both age! So, it wouldn’t be a stretch to classify young plants as gen z and old plants as boomers. Hence, what a perfect and fitting response to this old plant;  we will just assume whatever the “Bloomer “ plant had said warranted this response.

If this “ Bloomer” plant is anything like the average boomer then he had it coming. You only get grumpier and boring as you age and whatever tone of communication you use gets a little hostile. Well, not to generalize but it’s a general observation I’ve made at my local old age home.

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