No Shrubs
A simple and very predictable answer to this question would have been somewhere along the lines of, “I’m not interested in her/him”. From the plant’s mouth of course! But, it turns out they don’t want “no shrubs”! It looks like some plants have been tuning in to a few 90s classics.
Yup, I’m talking about none other than the outstanding TLC! If you still haven’t gotten the song reference, then unfortunately there is nothing I can help you with. If both plants consider each other “scrubs” or “shrubs” in this case, then compatibility is out the door. If you haven’t heard the song, then maybe you need to quickly get onto your Spotify. There isn’t anything better than relating to some plants!