The Intellect Of The Cactus
Cacti come in all shapes and sizes and apart from being visually appealing; they are equally intelligent! I know that doesn’t make any sense, but it does, well, at least in the context of plantastic dad jokes. Cacti are prickly with “many sharp points”. Those sharp points are exactly where they get their “great points” from.
So, should you get into it with a few cacti, then you should know you are fighting a losing battle. They can’t help themselves, their points are as sharp as their bodies. They might be relentless too, seeing as they can live pretty long lives. In the wild, they can live for more than a hundred years. Coupled with tons of experience and intellect, it is best to give them the silent treatment.