Freakishly Large
“This freakishly large frozen French fry I got.” It is freakishly large, indeed. Indubitably. In fact, it looks to be the same size as the bag from whence it came, much like that potato chip. Not only that, but it’s a thick-cut fry. More potato goodness for the masses! We’re guessing that this person felt pretty lucky when they retrieved this from the bag.

Just like anything that’s inordinately large, we’d snap a photo and then frame this baby for good. Forever framed! Posting a photo of it on social media works too, we’re not cavemen. We live in the 21st century. Anyway, this one French fry looks big enough to feed an entire family. It’d be enough for a whole meal!