The Skunk Ape
Oh Florida, we love you so much. Have you heard about the Skunk Ape? Because it is ‘totally’ real, and not a teenager in an ape costume. According to Florida residents, the Everglades are filled with terrifying people who keep away from society and eat alligators, snakes and decayed roadkill. Also, they are not alone…

Reports of a 5 to 7 feet tall ape like creature have been coming into police stations in Florida for years now. The locals call him the Skunk ape because of his dirty fur and roadkill diet. The terrifying ape enjoys sun-baked carcasses, rotting garbage, and frightening teenagers at night.