People Who Don’t Understand the Art of Negotiation

You can learn a lot about a person from their resume. Not just from the work experience and other information they have written on it, but also from the layout of the paper and the way they word things. Megan here is a very interesting character with some hilarious demands for her future employer.

We just can’t understand why anyone wouldn’t hire someone who sets their own part-time schedule and refuses to work with mayonnaise. Megan sounds like a real top performer, and best of all, she’s authorized to work in the “US of A.” Sounds patriotic on top of her extreme dependability. Hired!