A Comforting Phone Call
Being alone during the holidays can be hard. Without family, who is supposed to ask you invasive questions about your personal life? It’s a special touch that makes Thanksgiving a beloved holiday. It’s hard to recreate such a charming social interaction, but Twitter user @mattytalks is here to help.
He’s offering a selfless service. Matty will call you for the low, low price of $50 and ask all the prying, cringe-worthy questions you’re missing by being alone during Thanksgiving. There’s nothing like being passive-aggressively shamed for the way you choose to live your life, right?