The Future Is Bleak
While we’re young and dumb, we love imagining what sort of wild and adventurous things the future holds for us. For instance, you probably dreamed of eating ice cream every night and drinking booze until you pass out. It’s only after growing up that you realize the importance of a balanced meal and that water is the king of all drinks.
When you’re young, you wonder about all of the exotic countries you will visit. You never think about how much visiting those exotic countries will cost. Today, now that you’re older and wiser, you cherish that one Tupperware container and would die before someone snatches it from you.