Every Baby Ever
If you’re like us, you probably get irrationally angered by the phrase “sleeping like a baby.” This is the sort of thing childless people say. Don’t they realize that babies don’t sleep very peacefully at all?! They could wake up at the most random times, asking for milk or because it dropped a steamer in its diaper.
But a baby on a flight is a recipe for disaster for everyone on board. For some reason, babies can’t keep their wailings to themselves while flying tens of thousands of feet in the air. What’s up with that? All of our ears pop on flights, but you don’t see us crying!