I’m on vacation
Again, just because you’re on vacation doesn’t mean your boss doesn’t expect you to be in the office in spirit. You could be in the middle of drinking your eighth piña colada and lose the ability to speak, and your boss will call you, asking how to print a document in Word.
Seriously, our employers need to understand that just because we rely on our jobs to survive doesn’t mean we eat, drink, and breathe our jobs every waking second of our lives. So, if you go on vacation, make sure you keep your phone on silent the entire time.