Leave a Voicemail
Here’s the thing about the office: just because you’re not there doesn’t mean your coworkers, and especially your bosses, don’t expect you to be there in spirit. You probably got the okay to go on vacation for ten days, but for some reason, the entire office goes to hell the moment you don’t clock in for work.
Guess what, employers? You guys said it was okay for us to take a few days off. So, we can only assume that during our off days, your company can run without a hitch. And if it can’t, that’s too bad—we’re sunbathing on a beach towel, so we can’t hear your phone calls.