Snitches Get Stitches
If you want to add a bit of weirdness to your morning routine, make sure you stop at the nearest 7-11 to pick up a coffee or a donut. 7-11 is the Walmart of gas stations, meaning that there’s no way to tell for certain what you’ll come across if you enter one of the buildings.

This person found a lizard on the coffee maker. The cashier on shift told her not to worry since it was just Marvin who likes the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning. No way you’re going to get the OP to rat out on Marvin and its owner, 7-11. Snitches get stitches.