Just Don’t Make Eye Contact
Nothing like a good old-fashioned dookie duel, right? No pants. No other people around. Just you, your opponent, and the little bits of toilet paper that roll across the floor like tumbleweed fleeing town before the big blowout. The prize here is not only your life but the single roll of toilet paper available between the two toilets.
While this bathroom looks like the work of a handyman who thinks privacy and consistency are out of style, there’s a good explanation. This is a family bathroom that enables parents to “drop the kids off at the pool” while keeping an eye on their children. We still think a second toilet paper dispenser would have been optimal.