What do your clothes say about you? Fashion enthusiasts believe their clothes convey a message about who they are and how they’re feeling to the world. They carefully select each piece of their outfit for the day because they see themselves as walking works of art composed of different colors, cuts, and materials. Then, some are clacking away at keyboards in their offices and floating between meetings, who are slaves to the company dress code of button-ups and blouses until 5 PM. Sometimes you grab whatever is crumpled up on the floor as long as it passes the sniff test, then sighs your way through one armhole and pant leg at a time on your way to the kitchen for your first cup of coffee. Whatever your fashion says about you, we’re sure you’ll enjoy scrolling through this laugh-out-loud collection of t-shirts that make their messages very clear.
Some people think they’re hotter than you, but they aren’t going to tell you exactly how much hotter they are because then you’d know how far you have to go until you reach their level, and that makes you a threat. It’s safer for them to keep the numbers a secret.
This hot grandma’s self-confidence is so far through the roof that she doesn’t mind giving you an approximate value for how far ahead of you she is. Go ahead. Go to the salon, get that fresh set of nails and a brand new fit. Just remember, she’ll always be two steps ahead and 20% hotter than you.