Married weight gain
Most people measure their marriage in years. Some individuals might measure it in significant events, such as children, or house moves. This guy measures his marriage in pounds, specifically the amount of weight that he has put on since he got married.
Now, this isn’t unusual, as many of us tend to put on weight when we’re comfortable in our relationships. We no longer feel the need to punish ourselves in order to look young and thin and find a mate. We also want to enjoy time together as a couple, which often means food. So, 45 pounds isn’t that bad, as long as he had a good time putting them on.