55 Tweets From Husbands That Are 100% Relatable

One of the bonuses of having made a commitment to another person is having the security to be as ridiculous as you want to be. They’ve made vows: they have to stick around. If you want to fill your mouth full of 50 marshmallows and try to whistle, then they are at the very least required to nod and smile.

This guy, for example, decided that the most important thing he had to tell his wife at the end of the day was how proud he was of himself for eating 75 chicken nuggets. Now, don’t get me wrong, it’s no small feat: that’s a LOT of nuggets. I’m willing to bet that his wife’s reaction was more “roll of the eyes” than “round of applause.”